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whaft shaft

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach

by Kellikellyp November 11, 2015


Whaft shaft

The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"

Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"

by Kellikellyp November 11, 2015


flip the shaft

When you flip your hand upside down while masturbating.

Shotty didn't have a pinky, so she had to flip the shaft.

by Dirtynuggers March 1, 2018


Shitty Shafting

When her shit gets on your shaft

“Im into shitty shafting

“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 29, 2019


shaft stick

an invisible stick that holds the moon in the sky/ space

i was looking through my telescope and i spotted something that almost looked like a shaft stick!!!!

by spankyfreak February 28, 2022


Shafted

(verb) to be shafted; used to describe being royally fucked up by life. Also, it can be used to describe being getting physically or mentally beaten up.

Have you seen her luck recently? Yeah, ever since her breakup, she's been getting absolutely shafted.

by soujaboi_69 July 6, 2020


Shafted

The act of receiving negative consequences beyond comprehension. This word originates from a middle school in New Britain, Connecticut, where a young man created an alternative word to getting in trouble. He started this in 1973 and it hasn't lingered around for many years. It is time that this word started to come back to the public. Shafting means when you get in a lot of trouble.

1) "You killed your dog! You are going to get shafted!"
2) "Thanks to you we are going to get shafted by the principle!"
3) "Because you broke that vase, you are going to get in big trouble which means you're getting SHAFTED"

by HaLs_Academy March 12, 2018