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The act of tightening one's butt cheeks to impede the release of a shart.
Because of his successful shart-clench his pants remained stain-free.
a shart is an unintentional fart and you shit. A cookie Shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.
I was doing Sydney's laundry and I found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. My grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his "mistakes" cookie shart pounds, as he was embarassed but they said no Grandpa Grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.
the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!
Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."
A slow bubbly, deep, wet fart that lets a little 'come out'.
Man, did you hear that guy bubble shart? He better wipe after that one.
1. Flecks of poop shrapnel left behind after pooping in a toilet.
2. Marks left behind in your underwear from sharting.
After your daily deucing, check under the seat to make sure you didn't leave any shart marks, especially if you're pooping at a friend's house.
High volume high density deposit of fecal matter in your underwear when attempting to fart. More than a shart less than a turd
Thought I only had to fart but my fart-shit separater failed to indicate the material that was about to be dispensed. Resulting in a large shart.... A whale shart.
Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.
Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!