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Slingin some hardcore drugs. Any bloke you see wearing his speedies outside centerlink with a bumbag hanging over his puffed out chest is sure to be
Hey bro want to go chase some gangas tomorrow arvo?
Cant bruz, rent is due, gotta go shift some units
when you get promoted from breakfast shift to the lunch shift, that’s how you know you made it
*girl whipping out them hashbrowns and coffees like no other at McDonalds*
“damn, that girl is lunch shift material!”
Alt Shift Print Screen - How to turn on high contrast, sometimes cant be turned off, always fun
alt shift prtsc to turn on High Contrast
A person who has a front job to hide a second (illegal) job.
I’m going to china town to get a split shift special from Li Jing.
What is a split shift special?
When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.
Your mood takes a jurrastic change from happy to the next minute depressed.
Kinda like alot of teenage women now a day's.
(hence how a stick shift in a car changes every couple of seconds, well this is the same thing, but with your mood)
"Jane is in quite a stick shift mood, one minute depressed and the following she seems to be frolicking with excitement."
"Yeah dude, what a fuckin' weird-o!"
oh hell weve all used this combo the holy shortcut sent by god himself and used only by the non incognito user
welp just busted a nut control shift h
The act of adjusting a south facing and utterly uncomfortable boner into your waistband.
"You'd better do a 6 hour shift before you present your powerpoint."