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when you get promoted from breakfast shift to the lunch shift, that’s how you know you made it
*girl whipping out them hashbrowns and coffees like no other at McDonalds*
“damn, that girl is lunch shift material!”
unlock undesirable or unwanted mind control
i realized my thoughts were being manipulated;they were truly not my own ;i was being imprinted ,and i conciously needed to shift mind imprint, to another level where i was in control
A person who has a front job to hide a second (illegal) job.
I’m going to china town to get a split shift special from Li Jing.
What is a split shift special?
When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.
Slingin some hardcore drugs. Any bloke you see wearing his speedies outside centerlink with a bumbag hanging over his puffed out chest is sure to be
Hey bro want to go chase some gangas tomorrow arvo?
Cant bruz, rent is due, gotta go shift some units
Alt Shift Print Screen - How to turn on high contrast, sometimes cant be turned off, always fun
alt shift prtsc to turn on High Contrast
oh hell weve all used this combo the holy shortcut sent by god himself and used only by the non incognito user
welp just busted a nut control shift h
Someone scheduled to work the first shift during standard daylight working hours at a three shift workplace who constantly complains and calls off. The individual may or may not suffer from an illogical persecution complex despite having the primary benefits of the three shift system tailored to his/her shift.
Bob called off again because he thinks working 9-5 is so hard. What a Day Shift Hero.