sammy shrimp cock

Sammy Shrimp Cock is a kid with a very small penis, that resembles the size of a shrimp. This is based on a kid named Sam Kamkar, who's penis got very small from steroids, and no girl will have sex with him. So instead of having sex, he picks on kids at school.

Did you see that? That kid has a Sammy Shrimp Cock, it was really small.

los mega shrimps

A Group of friend who have giant dicks.

Did you see those kids from Ted K. Tajima they are los Mega Shrimps

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Jumbo Shrimp

a phrase that has now taken the place of "cool" So... if your going to say cool..say "JUMBO SHRIMP!!"

OMG..thats so jumbo shrimp!

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shrimp fried rice

Rice fried by a shrimp.

So you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice...?
(Shrimp fried rice)

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Justin the trouser shrimp

A man with a small penis. His name is Justin because it’s only ever just in. His penis is like a shrimp; very small and often a bit smelly.

I had sex with Justin the trouser shrimp tonight! At least I think I did....

Shrimp N' Biscuits

The unfortunate result of wearing open heel/toed shoes that are too small, in which the toes and/or heel hang over the boundary of the shoe. The toes end up looking like grotesque cocktail shrimp and the heel looks like a calloused biscuit, fresh from the oven.

Hater 1: "Guuuuuuuurl!, did you see that wannabe diva's nasty feet?"

Hater 2: "Oh yes child... Looks like shrimp n' biscuits for dinner tonight."

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spitin shrimp

When someone or a group of people is talking a bunch of non-sense or things that dont make sense or things that ypu know are not true

Jim,"hey dude did you hear about Hailey?"

David,"No what happened"

Jim,"She has a dick"

David,"No she doesn't i banged her last week,so quit spitin shrimp"

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