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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
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Spoiler: "Tag a friend and if they dont respond um minute they owe you a New Flyer Industries Electric Trolleybus E40LFR with a ล koda 19 ML 3550 K/4 Motor and a Lumitator Horizon LED Destination Sign set at 16 ARBUTUS"
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"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "
"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
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A sign found on roads that are meant to be stolen by kids/teens who have nothing better to do
My friends and I stole a street sign because we had nothing better to do
Representation that peace is an ideal that can never just be achieved but rather a practice of everyday action.
Whats the the tilted peace sign on that dudes back? It means none of us are perfect or have been perfect but can work towards peace today
Someone that tells people if they want a tree canopy, don't buy goods from Amazon (since Amazon builds warehouses), which is a lot like saying if they want a tree canopy, don't buy the houses the real estate market/development they profit from and are involved in is selling. Either way, somebody that tells you that is going to see dollar signs in something, and try to clear cut the trees and walk all over the land and the people there to get them.
As long as people see dollar signs, they are going to try and clear cut trees, it doesn't really matter to them what the land is used for, as long as they get what they want (and buying a few goods via Amazon is not wanting much compared to the millions they could make off the land they had clear cut, so it isn't the people they call sheeple that are taking more than they need off Amazon, and usually people that buy off Amazon already know they are part of the problem).