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Skeet Shields

Large lense sunglasses worn by females that are quite effective in blocking jizz or a stray load to the eyes.

Paris Hilton's skeet shields prevented her from getting skeet skeet in her eyes.

by NoleRalph September 10, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


eye skeet

When your snake gets too excited and shoots out a poor girls retina

Boy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Girl: Oh fuck I think you blinded me
Boy: No, don't worry its just a little Eye Skeet.

by NinjaKilla December 29, 2005


skeet crown

To make a tiara out of love juice on your bitch's head

As in: Mimi recieved a skeet crown...twice.

by stitch a bitch May 10, 2006

41๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skeet Beat

The act of ejaculating to the beat of a song.

The skeet beat at the end of the music video: Satisfaction by Benny Benassi

by Harrison M. October 24, 2006

81๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


skeet nuggets

Those 2 things hangin that produce Da SKEET!!

Man, after a good donkey punch, I like to tbag my girlfriend, and drop my skeet nuggets right on her forehead.

by PiMPSKiLLET January 29, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skeet bomb

A snack sized zip top bag filled with cum thrown at a person, like a grenade.

Brian tossed a skeet bomb at Dustyn, and hit him in the face.

by B.J. Loads March 11, 2009

70๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skeet Saga

1. Any long act of ejaculating(skeeting) as in an orgy.

2. The Skeet Saga is the epic and legendary story of the Great Skeet Friends and all that was happening around them. Skeet Magee was the main part of this epic story. The saga includes everything from masturbating, skeeting, ejaculating , dropping deuces, crapping, feces, playing baseball, untying knots, racing, easing racial tensions, rodent love making, to seals raping penguins.

The Most Important event in the Skeet Saga is the battle of Mount SkeetMore. In the Saga there was an ongoing feud between the Deuce Droppers(bad) and the Skeet Friends(good). In the end the Skeet Friends prevailed and all was well, for at least 5 minutes. Deputy Deuce decided to be a D Bag and crapped on Skeety Gonzales as they left the mountain, needless to say Skeety was Td off. Other characters include: Sonic the Deucehog, the Deuce Runner, Winnie the pooh, Pikadeuce, Mr Hankey, Turd Sandwich, Giant Deuce, Ass Deuce'em, Skeetymon, Deucey McFinnigan, Skeetasaurus Rex, Skeetzilla, Spider Skeet, DeucerMan, Harry Pooper, Dumbledeuce, Frodo Skeetans, Gandolf the Skeet white, Doctor Octoskeetopus, Luke Skeetwalker, Darth Deucer, and of course Mel Gibson.

"I banged 6 girls last night all simultaneously, needless to say, it was the greatest Skeet Saga of my whole life"

The legendary skeet saga painted a town and Mount rushmore in feces, and semen. Needless to say, it was one fantastic time.

by David Skeet Jr. May 6, 2008

58๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž