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When a girl gives two handjobs simultaneously, which consequently, makes her arms move in the way cross country skiers' arms move with their ski poles.
Jim: "After a long day of snowboarding, Carl and I took Susie back to my chalet for a little cross country skiing"
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The lake is frozen, lets take the Canadian jet ski out for a spin
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Cotton candy skies is a song about a hole trying to obtain something that she can’t seem to get so when someone refuses to someone or something as cotton candy skies it could mean they can’t obtain it
Man insert name is my cotton candy skies
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Hey slugger, buck up! Put your ski's on!
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those damn little kids who race by us on the ski slopes
Me: Damn did you see that Jr. Ski Nazi go by?...
You: Yeah... i hate them...
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Lip service or insincere, hypocritical, and empty pronouncements especially from government officials.
This originated from the Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte’s presidential campaign where he promised to help and protect Filipino fisherfolks to freely and safely fish on the West Philippine Sea without the intimidation of the Chinese Coastguard illegally occupying the area. He said if needed, he’ll bring the Navy with him and ride a JET SKI to erect a flag to a Chinese airport built on an artificial island on the West Philippines Sea.
Duterte has since made no action on the matter despite the international arbitral tribunal ruling in favor of the Philippines. Since his election, Duterte approved numbers of government projects and policies in favor of Chinese government and businessmen.
Duterte’s recent statement saying he considered to resign is just another Jet ski statement. He said that thousand times without really doing it.
When you climb onto a moose's back while it's crossing a lake, then jump off as it first touches land. CAUTION!!! Only ballsy Canadians are allowed to do this!
Ay, yo! I had to get across de lake to see my brudder, so I took a newfie ski doo to see him, ay!