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not knowing about something popularly known
Yo you heard about that slut chichi sucking niggas up?
Nah
Damn you sleep dawg
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sleep means "call me mireille i'll be lying down waiting for you to call"
mark: hey i'm going to sleep
mark's head: hope she calls
mireille: ok i'll be up studying...good night.
mark's face: =(
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don't doubt me. don't think i'm not 'bout it.
i may be small but don't sleep you'll be suprised at what i can do
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Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!
(1) The phenomonian in which the urban farmer participates in farmville while dozing or falling off to sleep.
OR
(2) A farmville-induced coma.
(1) Example:
Crap! Last night I must've accidentally deleted my barn while sleep farming on farmville! Now I have to ask all my neighbors to send me bricks and wooden boards all over again!
(2) Example:
Phone rings.
Person 1: Hey, Tim can you get that? I'm in the middle of a report.
Tim: (silence accompined by a blank stare)
Person 1: Tim? ...What's wrong with Tim?
Person 2: Oh, Tim? He's not gonna get that phone. He's sleep farming.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: You know, a farmville-coma
Person 1: Ooohhhh... I guess I'll get the phone then.
when you give a sleeping person a bj (blow job)
dear husband was passed out on the couch again and I was so frustrated I gave him a sleep j in hopes of rousing him
It's like makeup sex in a sense that it's a really good sleep that you get after feeling shitty.
Man I was so tired after finals, I took a shower and passed out for like 18 hours, it was the best makeup sleep of my life!