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using ones backyard slip in slide, for a shitty slippin ass slammin good time!
when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....
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When two partners are role playing as fish usually in full dress up attire, they perform the move back to back where the male wears a strap-on backwards and has sex with the female in a twerking motion.
I did the inverted slippery fish to Samantha last night at her dad's house
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When having sex with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your penis slips out. It heads straight for Door Number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the ass cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.
After his third slippery busted table leg, Bill was never the same.
Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.
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A remark showing disbelief or surprise . Similar to holy shit.
Sweet satans' slippery snatch, what in the fuck is this?
also known as the storytelling gypsies, this team basically depends on one player to win all their games and laughs at people with broken legs and leprechauns.
That goalie for Max and the Slippery Lizards is so hot!!
yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.
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A sex act that entails a couple passionately kissing while naked. The female is on top and simultaneously grinding her clit and labia against the males hard penis; making her clit rub against his shaft and tip rhythmically before letting him penetrate her deeply.
She loves giving the slippery pink silk tease.
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