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Another name for when you purposely expel mucous from your ass. This can be caused by excessive fingers in the ass or any other things being in your ass. In some cases there may be shit or jizz in the mucous substance
after all that fingering I'll have to do a Russian sneeze when I get home.
when a person is too shy to sneeze around others and tends to sneeze by themselves.
emily: "I've never heard you sneeze"
me: "sorry, i'm sneeze shy"
When your licking the mango but her snatchpatch tickles your nose and you surprisingly sneeze in her vagina.
Carl was vigorously eating out his girlfriend when a stray pube tickled his nose and made him sneeze.
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"
When you're onset with a sudden violent sneezing fit and unfortunately rip a couple of suspicious farts.
Must of been some pollen or something, but I was folding laundry and started sneezing violently, suddenly I had the worst Sneezing Kerfuffle. Now I have to do more laundry.
its not a sneeze you don't see coming its a sneeze you can feel with your hands
this is a blind sneeze
*sneezes in braille*
A variation of the nasal spray except that it is done whilst the partner is sleeping, catching them by surprise. The results are similar to that of the angry dragon, except that no oral interaction is involved, but she will be plenty angry nonetheless.
My girlfriend was too tired for sex, so while she was sleeping I gave her a nocturnal sneeze.
When a sneeze rocks your chicken nugget so hard that it becomes violent like a hard rocker.
I almost had a violent sneeze when I flipped my nugget trying to reach for a tissue.