Aka--female, woman.
When I was working in the prison system in pa...a black male trustee..hit the intercom system..and ask me " if da split lips is done in the gym"...i said , " what the fuck.is a split lip"?!...inmate stated " CO you know da females! Are they finished in the gym yet"...I laughed my ass off for the next 20 mins..
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Going "nuclear" on someone; similiar to hulk out. To lose ones temper and start destroying everything in the vacinity
If I hear one more thing about that problem, I'm gonna start splitting atoms!
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The slit between one's buttocks alt. peaches.
I can smell your split peach from here -
when did you last have a bath?
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The intentional parting of ones hair down the middle for the purpose of hiding widow's peak type male pattern baldness. This style is commonly adopted by washed out Rock and Roll bands and their fans. It is closely related to the comb over.
In preparation for his 20 year high school reunion, Bob decides to style his hair into a split-over to hide his male pattern baldness.
Hey Joe, check out the split-over on that guy.
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The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
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A sex act between two men where one guy's dicc is sliced down the middle and the other guy puts his dicc inside the wound and nuts.
Made the little whore a banana split last night... he screamed like a strangled cat the whole time.
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when an individual wearing a dress and thong is standing and accidentally defecates and the turd is cleanly sliced in half lengthwise by the string of the thong before falling to the ground.
"That cold brew coffee went straight through me. I gotta get to a bathroom quick or I'm gonna make a banana split."
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