sponge bob square pants

a queer yellow ambisexual sponge that lives in the sea with a starfish and a squid with only 6 legs (squids have 10 btw)

<you> you're such a sponge bob

<me> whatever, don't take it out on me just 'cause your mum's an ambi.

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New England Sponge Bath

To wash oneself with toilet water, as is often practiced in the South Shore of Massachusetts.

Jimmy didn't like the feel of the new shower head his wife insisted on buying so he opted take New England Sponge Baths instead.

sponge bob square pants

a bucktooth yellow spunge that is a dork

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sponge bob square pants

kewl yellow sponge!!!!

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sponge bob square pants

to live in a pineapple, under the sea

Aqua Man

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sponge bob square pants

trendy cartoon that really has no entertainment value

im kewl cuz I lik SPUNG BOB!!!! TEHEHEHEHE!

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Sponge cake and cream cheese

"Good." Both are food items associated with angelic or heavenly imagery (angel food cake, the cream cheese commercials with the angel eating bagels). Plus, both can be really good. Note that "sponge cake" and "cream cheese" are two separate entities, rather than a single dish. It's not that the situation would be as good as sponge cake with cream cheese, but that they are both delicious in their own right.

"If the copy machine doesn't break, then it'll all be sponge cake and cream cheese."

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