Fart, Squat and Squeeze

Means something that is done quickly or recently or if someone is coming along.

I’ll be there in a fart, squat and squeeze minute.
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?

Briggsy Tramp-Squatting

The disgusting practise of spreading peanut butter in one's own arse crack and then squatting naked over a prostrate homeless person. The tramp has not eaten for days and grabs what he sees as his best chance of a meal with both hands. The peanut butter is devoured by the hungry down-and-out as the squatter grins like a cretin, cheered on by his arty friends. The act was named after its originator Briggsy, the famous gay dwarf artist.

So how did you end up in hospital?

I was Briggsy tramp-squatting and sustained a rather nasty tramp bite. That's why I'm lying on my stomach. My gay arty arse is in agony.

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squat four plates

Perform a squat exercise with 405 lbs.

the largest free weight is 45 lbs. Four on each side, plus the bar also at 45, come to 405 lbs.

bro 1: Bro, do you even lift?

bro 2: Bro, I squat four plates three times a week.

Greeks knew how people should WANT to be virtuous and squat four plates like us, and make supportive noises towards each other.

Squat Like Khalif

To sit and wait for someone

As Robyn Crawford mention on the Wendy Williams show; her and Whitney Houston was going down to the studio and “Squat Like Khalif” for Wendy Williams when she came out and confront her about all of negative comments about them on her radio show.

curls in the squat rack

When someone of inferior intelligence trains biceps where legs should be trained

That guys doing curls in the squat rack, yep he's a cunt

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jack rabbit squats

The jack rabbit squat is from the secret Tyson Van Bum-Gardener's plyometrics routine. To perform be sure to plant carrots with adequate spacing. When carrots are ready to be plucked, align body in garden row with your feet shoulder distance apart, slowly get down in squat position, flex buttocks to firmly grasp the carrot stem, pull the carrot out of the earth by jumping as high as you can with a lateral movement to set yourself up for the next pick, continue until you complete the row. Please note that this exercise works best without wearing pants and/or under garments.

Tyson performs jack rabbit squats with gravity defying leaps!

Black Metal Squat

A type of squat characterized by bent knees in a position similiar to a normal squat, except you play air guitar and wear face paint. More extreme than other squats.

I was thinkin about doing some black metal squats to work out my glutes and praise satan

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