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To push, with excessive force, a nice steamy brown trout out of your butthole.
Monkey, can I use your bathroom? I need to squeeze a brown one out.
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On may 31 feel free to grab anyone who will not call the cops tits
Today is national tit squeeze day grab my tits
you hop a fence and squeeze the chickens, then when you get in trouble there is a good and confusing story to tell. you will probably be put in a mental institute.
dude i wanna hop the fence and SQUEEZE THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL ABOUT ASS APRIL!
YOU MAY SQUEEZE,GRABBED,OR SLAP ANY ASS YOU WANT.
You see a boy/girl walking pass grab that ass.
National Squeeze Ass Day
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Exceedingly frugal, ridiculously cheap, unwilling or unable to let go of money when one should
"Trying to get this guy to pay for something is impossible...He could squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits!"
National Squeeze Boob Month, a month where you can grab anybody (male or female)’s boobs with no concequences.
Timmy: *Grabs and squeezes Samantha’s booby.*
Samantha: Timmy what are you doing!?
Timmy: It is National Squeeze Boob Month silly!
Samantha: oh haha! *Squeezes Timmy’s nipple*
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Make sure that what you are doing and striving for is going to be worth any sacrifices you will have to make along the way. If it's a relationship, job, anything in life.
If you love someone more than life itself and will do anything to have her and shes perfect for you, yet you have to move far away and start a new life, the juice is worth the squeeze.
Or if you want to become a lawyer but it costs 100's of thousands in debt and years of studying and when you graduate you have to move to alaska but your starting salary is 400K a year, the juice was worth the squeeze. Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.
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