spooky stalk

when the bump in your trousers makes it look like you have a boner.

"ha ha look, john has a boner!"
"don't worry guys. it's just a spooky stalk"

twat stalk

verb. to unhealthily idolize, follow, or communicate with another individual via twitter.

You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.

Ween Stalk

Slang for the shaft associated with the male genitalia.

“She calls me Jack and the Bean Stalk, sucking on my Ween Stalk..”

chainsaw stalk

Noun: In Gears of War multiplayer, an action that involves equipping your Lancer and following an unsuspecting foe's every move for at least fifteen seconds and finally cutting the poor bastard in half once he stops.

ChefDog: (to teammates) Don't kill the drone, he's mine
Ymecca: You're right behind him, whip out the shotty and blow him to bits
Bigguy2: (to ymecca) Shh. He's chainsaw stalkin him. (ChefDog cuts drone in half as he picks up the boomshot

Stalk roach

A person who is the lowest form of a.gang

The thestalker

The guy who stalked me was so sleazy that I called him a stalk roach.

social stalk

stalking people on social media without getting noticed

stalkhub.com

social stalk my boyfriend from instagram web viewers like

stalk-blocking

when your friends try to keep you from stalking exes or hook-ups on facebook or other social media sites
hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"

"I just want to see if he's dating another girl. Look, his profile picture is with this other girl... she's SO not pretty..."
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"