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To pay lots of taxes and bills or participate fully in society or to be a member of the rat race.

-My cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.

-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!

by nicholasbrunello November 01, 2010


Sunflower Stamp

When you spread your butt cheeks and push your butthole against something or someone, and leave a "sunflower" shaped skid mark.

"Dude! She was tossing his salad, and he left a sunflower stamp on her nose!"

by Dawg of War April 19, 2020


Hog Stamp

The act of taking your dick and hitting a person on the face with it.

John stop Hog Stamping me it hurts.-Tiffany

Dont stamp me with that hog.

The Hog Stamp gave me a red dick outline on my face.

by BigHomieJohn September 07, 2008


Camel Stamp

When you dip your vagina in ink and proceed to "stamp" it on a sleeping friends' face.

Bro do you remember when Taylor camel stamped Donny's face at Bryce's party while Jeff videotaped it?

by GBR Gang December 19, 2016


gravy stamp

the circular ring of of gooey substance ; also known as"truffle butter}", that leaks from anus when sitting in upright position on any type of furniture. leaving a ring like mark that looks like the letter O , after anal sex.

is that a gravy stamp on your sheets ?

by lil ms attitude April 17, 2016


postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 02, 2005


Shrew Stamp

aka mushroom stamp. to slap a girl in the forehead with the tip of your shrew.

I`ve got an elongated shrew stamp for you

by Mallory StrongCock April 09, 2004