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A poor person in a movie about rich people who only exists to teach the wealth-scarred protagonist(s) how to feel or act like humans
“Sam has such a loving family and he’s got his act together. It’s almost like he’s the rich guy instead of Derrick”
“Sam’s family showed up once on screen, and he has no problems or personality of his own. He’s just an emotional support poor.”
The opposite of a jab. Instead of giving something a stab, you give it a supportive tickle when you aren’t sure.
Person 1: can you take a stab at this and help me out?
Person 2: I don’t know how good I’ll be but I’ll give you a supportive tickle
one of the baddest bitches you will ever meet. one of the only guys who can treat a female right and one of the only females who aren't triflin hoes . genuine people who believe in equal rights and are very educated.
oh theyre a biden supporter? she must be well educated
Someone who...
1) Can vote.
2) Really hates Trump.
3) Still blames Trump for anything that goes wrong, even if it was out of everyone's control.
Person 1: "I voted blue last election."
Person 2: "So you're a Biden supporter?"
Person 1: "Well, we needed to get Trump out of office of course!"
Person 2: "I understand that, but what's something you like about Biden or his policies?"
Person 1: "...who's Biden?"
When your charger can't keep up with your phone.
"Can I borrow your charger?"
"Don't you have one?"
"Nah, I've just got life support."
When a person says that, straight up just get the fuck away from them. They are about to drop the most brain rotting, nonsensical shit ever and think that they actually have a point. It’s best if you just don’t argue with them
Israel supporter: I support Israel
Person: Oh, I support Palestine
Israel Supporter: But khamas! Children are khamas so we kill them! Everybody is khamas so we have to kill everyone!
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