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A transvestite that one picks up inadvertantly / by mistake.
I put my hand up her thigh and, by jingo .. a sausage surprise , she wasn't a real woman at all.
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the origins lie with tom an harry hardcore,
the meaning of a 'bifkinder surprise' is basically contact with the bifkin whether pleasureale or painful, a tickle or a kick!
"phwoar, that dirty swine gev me a right painful bifkinder surprise with his steel toe-caps"
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When a guy asks a girl to hang out and then acts like it's a date. It's a good way to stay away from rejection, but also a good way to never get a girl.
Sally-"OMG John just pulled a surprise date on me, SO AWKWARD."
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When you are doing a girl from behind, and just before ejacaculation you whip it into there bumhole.
It was julies birthday yesterday and i hit her with the surprise portal. what a lucky girl.
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The act in which a girlfriend seduces her boyfriend for sex. However, once inside her, the boyfriend realizes that he has entered a dark and bloody mess. Often accompanied by a foul odor and a girlfriend shouting "Boo!" Most often occurring around Halloween.
Last night was Halloween and my girlfriend was on her period and I didnt know. To make a long story short, she gave me a Halloween Surprise. Needless to say, it was a mess! :(
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When a lot of people you don't know show up at your house because they heard you were having a party.
Person #1: Dude, last night was such a surprise party!
Person #2: I know! Where the fuck did all those people come from?
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the act of surprising a sleeping person with an erect penis in the mouth.
Pete: Hey Nate last night I gave Jill the surprise cock!
Nate: So you slabberdashed her or something?
Pete: No douche! While she was sleeping I jumped on the bed straddled her head and the next thing she knew she was waking up to a steaming pile of cock in her mouth.
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