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when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.
" so how did your date go last night?"
" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"
When you invite a bunch of friends over for a sleep over. When one of the males falls asleep. You insert your penis into his ass, take pictures, then shove your cock in his mouth... and take pictures.
Wow, dude I think some one slipped me roofies. I found some pictures of me getting a Weiner Ass Tart at the party last night. There was a crowd gathered and all.
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a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate
mexican pop tarts will mess u up
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I guarantee you that the best tart fuel has to have chocolate and a few droplets of a 21 year old woman's sweat.
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When a girl zaps a guy in the nuts with a Taser, and then punches them right afterward.
She was so mad that she wanted to give her ex-boyfriend an electric pop-tart.
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1) A young woman's sweet and rather pink vagina.
2) A strawberry flavored tart shaped like a vagina.
See also strawberry
1)He stuck his tongue inside of her a proceeded to eat her strawberry cunt tart
2)I will bake your strawberry cunt tarts just as soon as find a recipe for tarts.
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New bird for an inexperienced twitcher;one which would be disdained by most serious birders.
What d`you mean you`ve never seen a wood sandpiper before?It`s a tart`s tick.
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