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Texas teabag ticklers

Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.

My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!

by cobrafang May 20, 2021


Teabag Bandit

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.

Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"

James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"

by secretsquirrel2 July 30, 2014


Romanian Teabag

A variant of the teabag where the teabagee's head is lifted from the ground instead of the teabagger squatting down, similar to the Romanian Deadlift.

Alectris: I just got myself killed on Dreamwalker. Why's Ravvager standing over my body?
Tjuvradden: He's about to give you a Romanian Teabag.

by Ravvager November 18, 2020


Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern

"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"

by Chauncey Phillips July 25, 2021


teabag tunnel

Can be an initation rite or punishment:

at least ten guys need to crouch in a line letting their balls hang out, the new guy or dude who needs to be punished is dragged underneath the tunnel and will get a faceful of ballsacks. Voila, it's the teabag tunnel.

Moron: "I want to be in your crew, man! Leader: "Sure, but first you must complete the teabag tunnel!"

by dschoean February 1, 2018


albanian teabag

A sexual act where a male with strangely large balls inserts them into a another man’s anus, then removes them quickly to make a popping sound.

Josh-remember when we Albanian teabagged last night

Gary- when you removed your balls from my ass the pop was so loud you woke my sister up

by Andreiguodala June 7, 2023


White Russian Teabag

Whilst teabagging someone, (putting nuts into victims mouth) run milk down the shaft and let i drip off of the nuts into the persons mouth.

If you fall asleep before I do I will White Russian Teabag you.

by Jennacyde Beach November 10, 2019