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Where you go every Friday by your bosses fucking daughter.
You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
You can indeed say dat to da staff at da local True Value Hardware store, but good luck on getting any discounts or other "preferential perks" as a result.
Perhaps da famous radio-ad phrase, "...and tell 'em Pat Summerall sent you" might have been more recognizable "way back when" during da time when everyone's favorite deep-and-rich-tone-voiced Irish sportscaster was making those ads, but in more-modern times, da Cotter & Co. stores' mostly-from-da-newer-generation employees will likely just give you puzzled looks if you jokingly spout said remark when you walk in da door. :P
A chicanoism that translates in English to "Just to let you know", or "Just so you're aware".
Many Californians and residents of Southwest states will not even recognize this phrase as regional or colloquial, and will in fact believe that it is an English phrase. It is actually from the Chicano language.
See also: "Can I get...", "White cheese," "Barely just," and "Turkey Ham"
A: Just to tell you, we're out of ranch.
B: I don't even like ranch.
A: Okay, okay, I was just to tell you.
talking while having the phone as though you were talking to someone on the phone but in reality you really are just talking to someone that is around but not really talking directly to them
I had to tell the phone about what I thought was wrong.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.
(verb to be) inventing excuses
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.