Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

Fuck your thoughts and prayers

The CINO bill which would instantly bans firearms when a mass shooting happened and also would do climate action after when a natural disaster such as wildfire, floods and Hurricanes occured

The Fuck your thoughts and prayers would absolutely save us all.

Thought scorpion

A fake term used to trick boomers

Hey have you heard about Thought Scorpions? Boomer: No. You: L

every thought texter

When a person sends one text her thought instead of waiting to gather all of their thoughts and send it in one text.

Anna is an Every Thought Texter. She sent me 15 texts in 30 seconds instead of just putting it all into one text.

I thought that was a sand nagger

When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.

Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER

thought daughter

Similar to the "gay son, thot daughter" discourse, the thought daughter is the counterpart to hay son.
She is depressed or strives to be. Pathologically introspective, thinks she's very deep, smart and sensitive. Also has an unhealthy obsession with everything. The thought daughter likes journaling and sports her pair of black doc martens most days. She loves listening to lorde, mitski and lana del rey and her favorite movies are lady bird and frances ha. She also has an unhealthy obsession with the bell jar and my year of rest and relaxation.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram

I need a thought daughter to match my freak

"I have now read the bell jar three times, im such a thought daughter"
"get help"

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thought daughter

used mostly on tiktok to describe a teenage girl who is rather philosophical/thinks a lot - somebody who reads a lot of classics, owns folklore taylor swift vinyls and listens to phoebe bridgers

on tiktok: pov: my parents got confused and chose thought daughter so here I am journalling all my thoughts whilst listening to phoebe bridgers