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Fuck my ass and call me Betty

A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong

Mark: you left the stove on

Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty

by Chayzer December 11, 2016


Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017


betty beat down

when a prissy girl proceeds to show her tough side and beat the stuffing out of a guy.

lisa finally lost her temper with a that dumb guy. she kicked off her wedge heels, removed her wayfarers and give him the betty beat down. all without breaking a fingernail

by lisa handy March 23, 2014


Jarome Bettis

AKA: The Bus Jarome Bettis played in the NFL for the Pittsburgh Steelers from 1996 to 2005.

He was literally the best running back ever.

Steelers Fan: Did you see Jarome Bettis score that touchdown?!?!

Another Fan: YEAH! He ran over 8 people like a BUS.

Coach: I wonder if he injured anyone...

Opposing teams fans: *Wheeping in sorrow*

by insta_lvke98 January 11, 2016


Betty the Bulldog

A name of a kid who is quiet but who is very a kool kat anD is will get you in trouble in social studies class

Sean Marshall: Woah! It’s Betty the Bulldog! I wish I was as cool as him.

Micah Moser:I heard he gets you in trouble in social studies tho.

by menseducer January 17, 2019


Ole Betty

Something dear to you that you use or rely on all the time.

Where did I park Ole betty. (Car) Or Damn I left Ole Betty upstairs. (Cell phone)

by Lolalee1219 June 10, 2010


Betty Crocker

To receive a handjob with an oven mitt.

Omg Lindsay make her kids cookies then gave me a Betty Crocker

by KylePope August 23, 2022