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English Martin

A stereotypical Yorkshire man who is intent on hiding his true heritage. Usually a bit of a prick, shit at fifa

Met this guy the other night saying he was Scottish, the guy was a proper English martin

by #nottony September 9, 2021


Head of English

Head of English - A mean old man with no sense of humuor and self esteam issues

Thats a classic head of english move

by salmonpinkshirts December 30, 2020


Anonymous English

The form of English that members of Anonymous use. Nobody can tell whether they are using it to try and be cryptic, or if they just have a collective lack of grammar.

Anonymous Gangsta: The legion will rise to not slay the the beast that doesn't exist! We will air the waves with fire and a storm will come to blow the dogs and cats away!

Friend: Can you translate that from Anonymous English?

Anonymous Gangsta: I pity the dog of the unwise who cannot see the truth behind the shallow lies of the tongue of the wicked.

Friend: ...Okay then...

by NutHouse264 July 12, 2013


Great Englishing

A sarcastic way of saying you can’t speak English well.

Richard “I went and to see the movie yesterday.”

VanessaGreat englishing.”

by Fizzwizz2410 April 18, 2019


English Wheel

When you're having intercourse with a girl and you punch her in the back of the head and knock her out .

I was at the bar last night and picked up some girl we went home and had intercourse then i English wheeled her.

by Itsdanno June 14, 2016


english siege

to eliminate your enemy by slowly cutting off his bloodline through breeding out their family or culture. often put into practice by use of prima nocta.

In Braveheart, the English king attempted an english siege upon the Scots.

by Mike Loree December 11, 2008


Broken english

Me who no speak it englist no good becault me no fluent in it. At leest I try and you still no understand me but you still want to sax with me anyway.

Me so sorry for my broken english but "oh me so horny, me love you long time!" (quote from 2 Live Crew- Me So Horny)

by cpetkunas May 21, 2023

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