Boobie moose

The moose that the brands Abercrombie and Abercrombie & Fitch put on the boob area of girls' and womens' shirts, sweaters, and polos sometimes.

Ali: I got a new sweater from Abercrombie. It has a moose on the boob.

Lillie: That's a boobie moose!

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Moose grundle

The area between the moose ball sack and the bung.

There were some gnarly dingleberries hanging off that moose grundle. It was gross!

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Feed the Moose

To throw up because of heavy drinking. Literal translation from Norwegian slang.

Yeah, she fed the moose last night.

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Flying Moose

Ok, so picture this: You're doing someone in the ass and you stand up tall.

You stretch out your fingers and put your thumgs in your ears so your fingers are pointing up.

and shout MOOOOO

George(while having anal intercourse): Hey, have you ever heard of the Flying moose?)
Sally: No...What are you doing
George(Stands up tall and puts thumbs in ears and stretches out fingers): MOOOOO

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punch a moose

verb. 1) to take a large dump

My distal colon alerted me that it was time to punch a moose.

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Team Moose

A group of little boys that gather to have seasonal gay-sex orgies. The team derived from a small university located in Northeast PA.

"Where are all of the girls at this party?", "I don't know man, it looks like Team Moose has taken it over, let's get out of here."

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milking the moose

(v): Jerking off Jered the Subway guy before he went on his diet.

I'd love a cold cut combo, but I can't do it since Steve was milking the moose last weekend!

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