phantom farter

Some body who lays a silent but grossley smelly fart and walks off like nothing ever happened..

There twenty people on a bus. One guy passes that stink goul fart very quietly with nobody the wiser and gets off at the next stop. Ten seconds after he's gone, everybody wants to know who farted. Somebody shouts "phantom farter stikes again"

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Phantom Poop

When you’re sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes thinking that you’re pooping but you were actually farting the whole time

“Shit dude, I just took a phantom poop”

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phantom duce

The act of shitting in the back of a toilet and then covering it so it smells up the entire bathroom and no one can find the source.

Bro 1: dude dont go in there its gonna smell for weeks.

Bro 2 : Why?

Bro 1; I just took a phantom duce!

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Phantom Dragon

When one is engaged in normal sexual intercourse, one may pull a "Phantom Dragon" by unexpectedly and without warning sticking it in the butt. Then, when she asks what the hey that was, pretend like you have no idea what happened.

"She was so suprised that I pulled the Phantom Dragon... and the best part is I could totally deny it!"

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Phantom Booger

After a good nose picking session, the feeling of a booger still being present in the nose cavity.

1st person: Look at that dude,he's been picking his nose for over 20 minutes,dirty cunt.

2nd person: Yeh i know, must be a phantom booger i guess.

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phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

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Phantom Shit

A mysterious shit left by a person in an abnormal place to annoy another person, followed by a phone call to the victim whispering "The phantom has struck."

Example 1: "Oh my god someone has shit on a plate and put it in the fridge.

Example 2: Victim "What is that on top of the bonnet of my car? Christ that's somebody's shit."

Telephone Rings

Victim "Hello"

Phantom Shitter: "The phantom has struck"

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