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Melting Swedish fish into a liquid than use it as a lubricant than after fucking the woman/man eating out the rest of the Swedish fish out of the ass or vagina.
when i have an excess of Swedish fish i enjoy a Swedish can opener.
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Sexual use of a cucumber or other vegetable on your partner, coupled with the subsequent feeding of said vegetable to a friend or ex.
He totally Swedish Chefed her.
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Where two man stand across for each other grabbing ahold of there own penis with one hand, using there other hand to grab the forearm of their partner, they jerk them off by pulling and pushing the forearm.
I just found out that my girlfriend has a penis, well at least we can still Swedish crank shaft
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The act of a male with a large cock who while fucking a chick doggy style, blows his wad into his magnum condom, then takes it off and pulls it over her head.
Man that bitch wouldn't quit moaning so I gave her a Swedish Night Cap, that shut her up!
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A sexual activity invented by the Swedes. The Bass Fetish involves shoving an entire bass guitar up a goats rectum. Occasionally it is possible to also cram an amp in there.
That Swede won't play bass ever since that accident last year with the Swedish Bass Fetish.
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While giving a girl a rim job, she shits all over your face. Spike with laxative to force a Swedish Meatball Dinner
I was giving this girl a rim job and i ended up with a swedish meatball dinner
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Someone who has weird obsession with ABBA music....Swedish Daddy, Ruler of all Dorks. Super dorky but some how managed to pull a COOL,sexy,clever,hilarious, and adorable spoiled brat as his Girlfriend.
Daddy:Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight. wont somebody help me chase the shadows awaaaaaay!!!
Baby: OH HAIL SWEDISH KING Dork!!
Daddy: WHOH WHOH WHOH WATERLOO!!
Baby: Swedish king Dork.....YOU ARE THE MAN!
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