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Fuck my ass and call me Betty

A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong

Mark: you left the stove on

Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty

by Chayzer December 11, 2016


pulling a betty white

Celebration of something prematurely, not achieving a goal. Dying before an expected event.

Brian not getting the promotion after he partied that he had was pulling a Betty White

When you celebrate a big milestone before it happens you pull a betty white

by D4Dael August 19, 2022


Bouncing betty

When a man, or woman, (depending on your sexual preference) is giving you a reverse cowgirl until ejaculation, much like the mine that bounces and explodes.

Man 1: hey isn’t that Sarah Jessica Parker?
Man 2: yeah, she gave me a Bouncing Betty in the church parking lot in my dad’s van.

by Jiminy cherrypopper November 12, 2017


Bouncing betty

A woman that jumps from one military person to another military person.

Did you hear Sgt.Johnson caught a bouncing betty from the bar last night.

by Legomydrlp September 3, 2022


Bouncing Betty

A landmine used in the Vietnam War, considered one of the deadliest weapons on the battlefield, and an A-grade mine. Invented by Germany, when detonated would shoot up into the air a couple feet and explode spraying shrapnel in all directions designed to defend against infantry rather than heavy vehicles.

Watch your step as we advance, there are Bouncing Bettys scattered throughout these fields.

by Zorgosie October 25, 2022


Bouncing Betty

another word for ass

woman: "oh I want you to semtex all over my bouncing betty!"

by Lord Maxseby March 27, 2018


Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017