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A 53 megaton thermonuclear bomb let off by the Soviets in 1961. The most powerful weapon ever detonated by humanity, several thousand times as powerful as the Hiroshima bomb. Its mushroom cloud went 64km high, and the blast wave went around the earth a few times. It broke windows over 1000km away. For the brief period of the explosion it produced 1.4% of the power output of the sun. It annihilated everything within 30 miles, turning rock to ash etc., and smashed the living crap out of everything within 100 miles.
Person 1: They dropped the tsar bomb in Liverpool, but lucky for us we're in Manchester.
Person 2: My entire body is on fire.
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Eastern European women are pretty when they're young, but age quickly and badly. The babushka bomb hits.
Anna Kournikova is hot now, but wait till the babushka bomb drops.
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Food Not Bombs is a network of autonomous chapters that serve free food indiscriminantly. Food Not Bombs groups recover vegetarian food that would otherwise go to waste and use it for a greater good.
Sam recognized a problem with killing, hunger, and waste of food, so Sam started a Food Not Bombs group.
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A male with an uncut penis pinches his foreskin together while pissing into it. Once filled and the tip un-pinched, this releases a bomb-like blast of piss.
Mark let loose a piss bomb all over his sleeping friend.
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A colourful description of Victoria Bitter VB, a popular and iconic Australian beer. The term is obtained using the first two letters of 'Victoria Bitter', and is generally used as a reference to the cheap cost and powerful intoxicating effects of the beverage.
"Hey Barry 'ya tosser! Throw me a Vomit Bomb!"
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A beer bong filled with hawaiin punch, 2-3 shots of majorska, and grape AMPED. Mass consumption leads to bad decisions or embarrassing stories in the morning
ryan: dude take it down!
tom: last one Im jorsked up
tim: just chug the jorsk bomb so u can go hook up with an ugly girl
tom: thats fucked up
ryan: hahahaha bruh
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