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Two men become non biological brothers when one or the other has sex with either thier wife or girlfriend at one point in time. One can also become a snowman brother if the two men enjoy any erotic part of a woman.
Daniel- Hey man, did you have sex with my girlfriend?
Xavier- It was a long time ago and I hope your cool with it.
Daniel- Dude, its all good. We are Snowman Brothers now!
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A post-hardcore/experimental band originating from the Seattle area that is one of the most original and innovative bands to hit the music scene since At The Drive-In. The band consists of Johnny Whitney and Jordan Blilie at vox, Morgan Henderson at bass, Cody Votolato at guitar and Mark Gajadahar at drums. Johnny is also known to play keyboards on occassion and Cody Votolato is known to play in his brother, Rocky Votolato's band, Waxwing. The Blood Brothers formed in 2000 and debuted with "This Adultery Is Ripe" in 2001 and have since released "March On The Electric Children" in 2002, their most popular album, "Burn Piano Island, Burn" in 2003 and their latest album, "Crimes" in 2004. The Blood Brothers have since been proclaimed everything from the new At The Drive-In, as stated in another entry, to the 21st Century's answer to Fugazi. The Blood Brothers are known for their weird, sometimes even disturbing lyrics, abstract guitars, the high pitched singing of frontman Johnny Whitney and their incoherent screams.
Bob: Wow, I can't find anyone to replace At The Drive-In. They were one of a kind...
Sam: Well, that's not true. More like 2 of a kind.
Bob: What?
Sam: Here's Burn Piano Island, Burn by a band called The Blood Brothers. They're like At The Drive-In on steroids.
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A bunch of retards who cant sing, and are puppets for the new disney, not the old one. Their fan base is a bunch of little girls from ages 5-16 who dont like them for their music but for their looks, AnD tYpE LiEk ThiSS!!<3 . But really the Jonas Brothers dont even look that good, they look like sewer rats with one eyebrow.
Jonas Brothers fan: oMg LiEk tHa JoNaZ brotHerS are lIeK sooOo0 hawt! <3
Normal person: Those bitches look like martians with one eyebrow.
Jonas Brothers fan: No!!! lIeK GeT oUt Of here u hAt3r! <3
Normal person: *sigh*
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A stupid boy band that came up from the far reaches of hell to spread evil music and seduce young 10-16 year old girls to liking them, even though they know they suck music wise, they still think that they still portray looks that thrill them even though the common girl would say that they are not that attractive looking and that they're fake just like the jerk that the usual girl has dated in her lifetime.
The fan usually does this in a post like this:
1) Speak out in rage that the person doesn't like them that everyone should like them though they can't see that they have a thing called "opinion" and that they don't know what it means cuz they are young.
2) Tell the person that they are jealous of their talent and hotness, and the answer is usually "why would i be jealous of a band that stinks as much as they are, and they aren't that good looking"
3) The fan finds themselves with no good comebacks so they can only use the example in #2 because they know they can't win.
4) Tell the person that they are the greatest band in the world, that they are cute, hot, kind, sweet, and talented, even though they can't really name another band that they also like other than them. Though they can say that even though there are more than 100 bands that rock more than them, try giving The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, KISS, Queen a listen and then you'll realize that you were too stupid to realize that you are too shallow in the realm of music.
Girl 1: OMG! I love the Jonas Brothers they're so hot and talented
Guy: riiiiiigggghhtttt.... no they aren't talented and they aren't that hot looking.
Girl: But they're the greatest band in the world, they are so hot and talented.
Guy: Not even by a long shot, let alone getting your ears bleeding to their god awful sound and voices.
Girl: They're voices are amazing, your jealous!
Guy: Come on, can't you think of anything better than that, i've heard better comebacks than a toaster.
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Someone who grew up never having a brother/sister, or he/she passed away/treated them horribly and they always tried to replace someone as their brother/sister, to fill in that gap of being an only child or someone without a brother/sister.
random person: omg they have brother issues/sister issues
me: yes they’re either an only child or someone without a brother/sister. 🙁
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(also Bro-zoned) worse than getting friend-zoned or acquaintance-zoned. Mainly happens to girls who have an eye out for someone at least a year older than themselves.
After hanging out a few times, the guy stops considering the girl as girlfriend material rather than his little sister. They can have lots of fun together but nothing more serious than that. You can't really get out of this any possible way (perhaps after 2 or more years not seeing each other)
~ Is that your friend? He's a cutie ^^
> Yep kinda, but brother-zoned me the very first day :/
~ I feel for you sis!
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3 pieces of shit that have such horrible music. 5 people are actually playing instruments, who are:
John Taylor - Lead guitar
Greg Garbowsky - Bass Guitar
Jack Lawless - Drums
Ryan Liestman - Keyboard
Buzz Killington - Manager
5 people? What the fuck?
They have an entire band that's actually playing while they prance around looking pretty on stage selling their prepubescent cocks? Just goes to show how much they enjoy receiving anal. Not only are their songs mostly done in the studio, but they can't even replicate their shit live without help! These talentless motherfuckers need to be burned and decapitated, left to decompose into oil, put into a car, compacted and shipped off into deep space to melt in the heat of the sun.
On the 8th day, God decided to make soem good music. But he made the Jonas Brothers by accident. "Crap they really make horrible music!" thought God. "But I will get rid of them slowly! First, by giving Nick diabetes!"
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