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Cat (noun): A loving companion that will stick by you side and always be there for you.
Cat (use): an animal to store your AirPods inside of one of their holes
Noun: awww, I love my cat
Use: ya I don’t bother keeping my AirPods in my pocket, I just use my cat
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Word used to designate a thing that has four legs, emits cries that sound like "rrrr" and "meow", eats mainly meat, runs away due to nothings, likes to get petted, has claws, has a triangular pink nose, has a short, absent or long fur, dislikes strong smells, likes to annoy humans, lives for about 12-15 years and breeds like a madman. Is very agile and can run fast and jump higher than its own length. Can also purr, producing motorlike sounds.
Did you see my cat? I did not hear a meow since I came back from work.
My cat is very annoying. Yet I don't even know what it wants. I would like to be able to mute it.
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balls of fur with KNIVES ON THERE FEET AND HAVE NO MERCY
that have the cutest faces
oh look at that demon spawn!
oh you mean that cat?
yeah! i love cats
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Whereas dogging is an act usually reserved to partaking in sex acts in quite areas such as woodland or a secluded layby, catting would be the opposite. The seasoned 'Catter' loves nothing more than to pull up in a busy area such as a McDonalds Drive Thru and 'Cat Call' people in the car park by using various light flicking combinations.
It is always a safe bet to switch off all lights while waiting at a drive through as you never know if your going to get a Number 9 or a Number 9 large with extra dick through your open window.
Fancy Catting at Mc Donald's later on? Really need to let out some tensions on a fatty!!
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cats are the ugliest things ever. they are also really annoying and the worst pet to have. all they are sit eat and waste air. they are just the worst pet ever
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