change money

instead of bills its coins

nigga 1: yo, you got any cashmoney on you

nigga 2: no, i only got a few quarters, change money!

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Chang Bang

To have sex with multiple women without a condom, brag about it, then be called out for fabricating your sex life.

He Chang Banged five women, then the truth came out he was at home watching Netflix that night.

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Wha-Chang

Now infamous on Neoseeker, a phrase that TheLord totally ripped off of Virtual Dream. VD That meanie!

Wha-Chang! That boy stole my bacon! RARARARARARARAR! Oh, pie! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

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change rape

Repaying a debt using the dregs of your wallet.

Simon: Hey. Have you got the money you owe me?
Josh: Sure do.
*empties shrapnel from wallet onto table*
Simon: Aww. Change raped.

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chang bang

to be raped by a crowd of horny asians.

Holy shit! I just got chang banged!

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changing the weather

When you don't like the weather of the current place you are in, so you hop in your private jet and go to another place aka changing the weather

Its cold as shit man so i'm changing the weather cause i'm so rich and going to Florida!

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Counting Change

It's when a man wears pants that are so tight, you can count the change in his pocket.

Dude, I saw a guy wearing pants that were so tight, I was literally counting change in his pocket...it was 69 cents!

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