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One with an unusually small cock.
"Damn is that a tic tac!"
"No, it's just Christian's penis."
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The belif that some cosmic Jewish Zombie will grant you enternal life if you symbolicly eat his flesh and telepathicly tell him that you accept him as your lord and master so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that exists in humanity because a woman that was spawn of the first man's rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat a fruit from a magical tree...
Christianity is a monotheistic and evangelistic faith that is centered on the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.1 Like Judaism and Islam, Christianity is an Abrahamic religion.23 Early Christianity was a Jewish eschatological sect, but there was great diversity in local variations.4 Confined to the Middle East, North Africa, Europe, and parts of India for its first thousand years, it has spread throughout the entire world during its second millennia due to colonization and missionary work.5 It includes the Hebrew Bible (known to Christians as the Old Testament), the New Testament, and, in some cases, the Deuterocannonical (or Apocryphal) books as its canonical scriptures.
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A horrific STD in which you have every STD known to man and constantly have your hand in your pants and masturbate all the time.
Man i just contracted herpes, maaaan, i caught The Christian
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Christianism is based by Jesus de Nazareth, died in year 30 of the era which inaugurates its birth and called as for a Christian. Community diversified representing the third of the population of the sphere. It expresses in languages, texts, monuments and sometimes images which are one of the great sources of the western culture. The founder is recognized like CHRIST, by the Christians, who took their name from this title. The older tradition calls him Jesus Christ. Christianity very targely majority in Europe and America, gathers the three great confessions resulting from the education of it founder: the catholisisme, the Orthodox Church, the Protestant church and anglicanism.
Believing by faith, that Jesus Christ rose from the dead, we remember this event by taking communion and placing empty crosses within the church.
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A Christian is a name given to a kid who you dont really like. He is annoying and spends most of his time reading horoscopes hoping his life is going to change. Christian also spends all of his babysitting money on shitty guitar parts instead of spending the money on more suitable needs. Like a car or a license.
Get out of our discord you are acting like Christian.
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A christian is a person who believes in Christ. Most people say they are hypocritical and fast to judge but this is incorrect. Christians believe that only God can judge and although some Christians do judge others that just makes them human. God created humans in his image(to be perfect) but Satan messed that all up for us. This religion is loving, Caring, and is the reason America was created. It was not made to hold back scientific studies or discoveries. In fact scientist are actually finding events in the bible to be true. Christianity is what saved my life and many others.
That christian man is the most kind man I have ever met.
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Bad and Boujie. A female that knows how to get and keep what she wants, she will be the realest person on your team. A go getter! A keeper. One of a kind!!
Christian is infuckwitable.
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