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Is a California based eco-fanatic/warrior that has nothing better to do with his time then to point and meddle in everyday affairs of normal day to day people. A Corporate Avenger is anti well...just about everything with a corporate logo. He's anti-McDonalds,WaLmart,Subway,Chevrolet,Ford,US Military etc etc. He's convinced that every type of food in the American grocery store is going to kill us in the next week, and the only way to avoid this is to eat what he tells you to eat. And thats just the Corporate part. He's also a global warming alarmist that is 100% positive that the entire human race and planet is doomed if you dont take his urgent advice. He's a borderline soon to be eco-terrorist and if he isnt then his offspring surely will be due to years of eco-brainwashing. His off spring are going to be the ones that burn entire housing developments down just for the simple fact that it was an "eco-threat". A Corporate Avenger is a fanatic for his own gain and no one else's.
Oh great....Hide your McDonalds wrappers the Corporate Avenger just peddled up on his "eco-friendly" bike.
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if you don't know what this means, its because its a fancy way of describing a travel agent.
Basically, if you aren't the brightest bulb in the box, you might need to hire one of these experienced professionals.
Otherwise theres always a computer.
Person A: " The easy-jet website confuses me"
Person B: " maybe you should hire a corporate travel consultant"
Person A: " Whats that...? Ohh, you mean a travel Agent?"
Person B: " Yes that's right, i can recommend you one in fact, Ealing common has the best deals and the cheapest service"
Person A: " isn't it just a bit excessive paying someone to do this for you?"
Person B: "Not really, its only like asking someone to wipe your arse and then paying them for it"
Term used to label the pace of a slower than desireable decision making process, or most any process for that matter, that is present in many companies and corporations.
The project approval is moving at corporate speed.
Upper management's technique of avoiding answering questions about anything.
I asked Joe if I'll ever get that raise I asked for and all I got was a lot of Corporate Tai Chi about how much I'm appreciated but sales are down and the budget's a problem and all that crap...
Corporate pain in love is a management term related to stylish companies. It is a condition in which a sexy intern falls for dynamic boss. Out of love the male boss keeps promoting the girl, but due to decency never courts her. The intern feels neglected, and lonely. But when she leaves the company for cushy job in another company, the boss feels hurt and neglected.
Dimple was corporate pain in love for Human Resource Head, when she joined Infopro.
The Anti-Swag Corporation is superior. Swag bad. Swag bad. Swag bad. Swag bad. Join the Anti-Swag Corporation or you are a stinky swag gamer.
Guy 1: I love being so swag. I have over 150 knife skins in CS:GO, I have so much swag.
Guy 2 (superior): WHAT? THATS TOO MUCH SWAG! IM REPORTING YOU TO THE ANTI-SWAG CORPORATION!!!
Guy 1: HUH? WHAT THE WHO ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE HOW ARE YOU HERE I DONT KNOW YOU
Farting while walking but in a large group. It helps if you go to lunch with coworkers at a Mexican place and each person eats an epic portion of beans. When you get back to the office after lunch, walk with the same group and corporately crop dust entire departments / multiple office cubicles. Can also be applied in elevators, other small enclosed rooms, moving escalators, and more.
Hello, yes, is this HR? I would like to file a complaint. The IT department came by after lunch and performed a corporate crop dusting in our area. It's like the bomb at Hiroshima or something!
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