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Coughing Rapidly While Eating A Bagel At The Same Time
i was bagel coughing.
and its not my fault, i was dared.
If you run, jump, scream, trip, sneeze or cough you pee. Just a little pee but enough to know you wet pants and need to work on flexing the inner most muscle inside the walls of man hole, in order to control that little piddle in the middle.
Bless you, no damn it I cough pee d and now I've got to go change .
When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.
I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.
Originally invented by Aaron Cofing when he tried to exhale twice at the same time. Because he didn't want to name it directly after his last name, He decided to add random letters into the mix to make it sound French so that people at his school wouldn't associate it with him at the time. However after 9 years of the fad becoming larger and larger he admitted to being the inventor of Coughing, To which he was laughed out of the room.
Kyle: Man I just won't stop Coughing.
Bryce: Have you tried Cough Syrup?
Kyle: No I haven't.
Bryce: Are you going to?
Kyle: No.
Cough break -
1. Removing one's self from an area to cough.
2. Taking a break to smoke weed.
Cough break -
As suggested by Trump to Mulvaney, "if you're going to cough please leave the room. You just can't you just can't cough boy oh boy." "I don't like that you know I don't like that". "Let's do that over".
Always smoke outside, and bring a friend. :-)
1. A break to cough.
2. A break from activity due to cough as suggested by #45 Donald Trump 🍊🤡
3. A break to go smoke, usually weed. #420
I'm going out for a cough break, you have any rolling papers?
It's a cliche that defense lawyers signal their testifying clients they are giving a bad answer by coughing.
When a client starts giving bad but usually truthful answers, their lawyer may start coughing harder and harder to create a cough break.
It's so common that judges will warn defense lawyers about a cough break.
Donald Trump's chief of staff Mick Mulvaney used a cough break to signal Trump "hey, shut up about possibly releasing your tax returns."