Floppy Stipes I was so drunk when I had sex with that chick last night. I can't for the life of me remember her name all I remembered seeing was Floppy toys coming out of a striped shirt.
Hey Bruh did you get with that Floppy Stripes chick again or what?
Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.
"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"
"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."
Breezy flopping flip flops cuz he gots shoes a lot flip flop crop top lock jaw raw dawg we just do raw fucking sessions
Yo I just floppy flopped on my dick I need some help flippy Floppy plz
When your dong goes chugging along
TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret
When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.
Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!
Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!
A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.
I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.