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ham-showed

Tanked out of your mind. To be drunk beyond reason. to be plastered or destroyed. To be shmammered.

Hash-master was ham-showed at the condo!! He could hardly stand.

by Luke Austin April 12, 2008

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steamed hams

Albany, NY slang for grilled hamburgers

You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
- Yes! It's a regional dialect!

by lovkal April 13, 2020

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Glazed Ham

When a guy is having sex with their partner from the rear. Before ejaculation they pull out and cum all over the persons ass cheeks and then spread it all around with their hand. Creating a shiny "Glazed Ham"

Oh man her ass was so big it took two loads to make a glazed ham

by ScrottyMcBoogerBalls May 26, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chipped Ham

This word is mainly used for a girl that is beat (has alot of sex). Her vagina lips hang down really low...looking like chipped ham.

Damn, Nicole sleeps around alot, i bet she got chipped ham.

by Blue_Bomber May 1, 2004

104๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ham @ Swiss

(Verb): The barely consentual act of consuming a microwaved ham and cheese sandwich, then proceeding to initiate coitus with an underage, intellectually-absent high school girl while highly intoxicated.

"Yo, you see that dude drinking out of the 30 rack? He swissed the fuck out of this bust-down last night!"

"Ham and fucking SWEEE-ASS!"

"Ham @ Swiss me duuuude!"

by Coastie Lovin' March 3, 2009

48๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


ham and egger

A prize fighter whose modest skills won't let him/her win large purses. So, their manager (who gets a percentage of purses won) will never be able to afford to eat better than ham & eggs. (No steaks!)

That ham and egger! He got KO'd in the second by some stumblebum.

by outawork November 7, 2003

216๐Ÿ‘ 111๐Ÿ‘Ž


calm the ham

adj. To calm down.

''Calm the ham man''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž