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Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."
"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
A sex move involving intense thrusting.
Stacy said she got a hammer drill last night.
This saying is used to show shock or something unbelievable such as "fucking hell" is used.
e.g instead of "oh my god!"
"Chris just won £10000"
" Rats hammers! how he do it?"
A monster penis, or a large dildo capable of bringing great orgasm.
Jeff said after being slammed by the Doad Hammer, "I had ben broken like a wildhorse."
The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.
"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
A male genitalia especially of the large nature
Josh's package is large, he's got a horse hammer!!