help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

Second Helping

Dating someone that looks like your ex.

Second Helping: Jenny is now dating John, who looks identical to her ex Clarke. Coincidence? We think not.

Help me god

Used by people that have some 'issues'. Can be used by anyone.

Bob: What you watchen?

Tom: 'help me god' Nothing, just uh um.. ANIME......

Getting the help that you need

Hohohohoho, nope! Not even a little bit. The OPPOSITE, actually! Hahaha!

Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"

help im gulping niggas

HELP IM GULPIN THEM TOO MUCH I NEED SAYAAN TOWER NOW NEOWWWW GULP CHOKE CCCCC COOSK

help im gulping niggas "ARE U DOING OKAY NEED HELP?" 'what did i say.

Comp Sci Help

When a girl asks you for computer science work help, this is her hinting she wants yo dick.

Matilda: Hey Bob, Can I get some comp sci help
Bob: yes its 6 inches long, can you take it?