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A joke that causes immediate, negative real-world consequences for the jokee and, in some instances, the joker.
Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"
msnake, mnet, mbullshit, mjoke & mclownery
"This is just a big joke, mnet is a big joke. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
A joke which is told and only funny to the person telling the joke.
Thomas told me a joke which was not funny even though it was funny to him. He pulled a Tommy Joke!
A joke that is only understood by a group of people and isn't allowed on urban Dictionary
-what is so funny about fenir
-you wouldn't get it its an inside joke
A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.
Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??
A joke with a sexual or otherwise vulgar connotation and or punchline.
She often tells green jokes, probably because of the stress.
The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.
Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"
Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"