Rural Dictionary

mouse fucker

1. a man who takes pleasure in getting lots of mice and making them run all over their dick

2. sombody whos fetish is mice, so dresses up as a mouse when they have sex or makes their partner do so

3. sombody who gets a boner at disney land when the guy in the mickey mouse suit walks past

1. at pet shop
SHOPKEEPER: "so this is quiet alot of mice your buying, are they all for you?"
CUSTOMER: "ummm... yeah, sure..."
SHOPKEEPER: "really? because i like to fuck 'em"

2. in bed
GIRL: is this really neccesary?
GUY (in suit): hey, yesterday you made me wear that latex dildo suit, and it gave me a reaction that almost killed me!
GUY IN MICKEY MOUSE VOICE: now bend over and take it like a little bitch, HAHA

3.at disney land
JEFF: duuuuuuuddddddeeeee i am so fucking horny right now.....
STEVEN: what the fuck is wrong with you??...... yeah me too....
BOB: OMFG MOUSE FUCKER!!!

by the awesome-inator April 26, 2010

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Shart mouse

A Dailos m that often happens when groups of gay men get together. Mice, Flour and water are pumped into a male anus and it is then squirted over the rest of the males in the room. They all take it in turns until the ejaculating begins

De-lous and I had a divine session of shart mouse last night, I still have mice in my teeth.

by spacewine March 7, 2014

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mouse potato

A mouse whos mother slept with a patato

Mums a mouse dads a potato baby = mouse potato

by Suckmypotato August 4, 2008

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Mouse Trap

When your partner declines to give you anal sex and you want it so badly that you drop your hips while taking it doggie style, thereby "mouse trapping" your partner into your rectal vault.

1. "Bob wouldn't buggery me last night, so I straight up mouse trapped him."

2. "I'm planning a special evening for Bill tonight. I'm setting mouse traps right and left. He's getting mouse trapped tonight!"

3. "I'm sick of having to mouse trap all of my men."

by nastylove January 15, 2013

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