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canadian national newspaper, the canadian equivalent of the usa today. absolutely obsessed with terrorism, israel and celine dion, and it is a sure bet that any day's headline not being about "NEW TERROR THREAT TO CANADIAN FAMILIES!!!" will be either "SHANIA UNVEILS NEW SHOES!!!" or "CELINE RETURNS!!!"
Billy picked up the day's National Post. The front page headline read, in 40-point type, "POTENTIAL TERROR ATTACK! UNIDENTIFIED LARGE BLOB OF FATTY SUBSTANCE WASHES ASHORE!"
Billy scratched his head. Had no one thought of the possibility that Celine Dion's husband may have been out yachting?
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The United Nations (UN) is an intergovernmental organization tasked to promote international cooperation and to create and maintain international order. A replacement for the ineffective League of Nations, the organization was established on 24 October 1945 after World War II in order to prevent another such conflict.
The United Nations has just withheld a vote on international trading.
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1) On pace to be the WORST team in major league baseball. Even worse than those sucky Detroit Tigers who in 2003, went 43-119, a winning percentage of .265. They are dead last in every major offensive category and what the hell, probably defensive too! They are pretty much the biggest waste of talent in the world. No wonder Strasburg doesn't sign...
Friend 1: Holy shit the Cubs are on a 4 game win streak!!
Friend 2: Well no shit! They played a 4 game series against the Washington Nationals! CHILL YOUR BONER!
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A country with a high proportion of lonely single men or pubescent teenagers who cannot find women to fulfill their sexual desires, so they resort to extreme masturbation to cope with the anxiety and depression associated with the loneliness. For example, the UK is full of wankers, so it could be considered a masturbation nation. Who knows though there is no official organisation responsible for naming a masturbation nation.
Hey Junaid, I heard your girlfriend dumped you. Don't worry you are part of the masturbation nation now, we will take good care of you
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An Ideology that advocates the complete and brutal abolition of the state after it no longer serves the interest of the ethnic majority of said state.
It is described by most nationalists as a tool to gain a nationalist state, similar to how marxists describes socialism as a tool to achieve communism. It can be seen as the nationalist version of the marxist concept of the 'Proletarian Revolution'.
Many independent movements in the past have been anarcho-nationalists as during the nationalist uprisings they had little communications and command structure/hierarchy.
Similar to the chinese political concept of the 'Mandate of Heaven.
A famous proponent of anarcho-nationalism is James Mason with his collective writings published in the book 'SIEGE'.
Anarcho-nationalism isn't real! Hurr Durr!
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(Irish) One of the blacks. A foreigner of some sort. Not one of us, but not a brit either
Senator Paschal Mooney: "... I prefer to go to a local taxi driver rather than somebody who is obviously a non-national."
source: Irish Senate January 23rd 2013 (Taxi driver legislation debate)
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Coon Face Jean Nation- Group of Thugs in Lincoln Nebraska.
CFJ Nation goes hard in the paint.
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