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A shirt that by its design is intended to be hung on a hanger rather than folded or rolled and put in a drawer. Examples would be polos, button-ups and work shirts as opposed to t-shirts.
The laundry's dry! Could you please help me put away the hanging shirts?
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When it's so hot out that you have to pick your shirt with your index finger and thumb just underneath the neck to pull it away from your sweaty chest for relief
Look at steves shirt picks, he's doing so many it's turning into a Vneck
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The act of taking a marathon finishers shirt that is too big for you for no good reason (ie. I can "sleep in it" or my kids would like this shirt), leaving only smaller shirts for the later, chubby runners.
WRM race worker: what size shirt do you want?
skinny/fast runner: Give me an XL, I can sleep in it.
(...much later...)
chubby/slower runner: Can I get a finisher shirt?
WRM race worker: All we have left are Small and Mediums
chubby/slower runner: Those twigs shirt blocked me!
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A T shirt that has a pair of tits printed on it.
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The shirt you use to clean up your cum after masturbating.
I've been jacking off so much recently that it is time to wash my burp shirt.
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when you pull on a shirt of a certain material, causing a section of it to stick out and stay that way until smoothed out.
Person 1: "It's so hot out my shirt keeps sticking to my stomach" *pinches / pulls bottom of shirt out*
Person 2: "Now you have a shirt nipple"
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The art of bagging any chick on the planet by simply cruising out of the bathroom after all party participants have left, with no shirt. Clearly there must be 1 chick left, but her vulnerability is enhanced by her solitude. Few wonem can resist the no shirt technique when applied correctly.
Dude, did he bag that unstable heffer last night in the basement?" "Are you kidding, he busted out the no shirt technique, of course he got the hole." "That shit is too powerful, he better be careful." "He's batting a thousand with the NST.
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