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That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.
YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.
When a woman scoots her moist vag across a males body hair.
Man, that chick last nailed snail rolled all over my chest. I had a trail left behind and everything.
To be unemployed but still awesome as shit. Those a part of Snail Life may show respect to one another by throwing up the gang sign (closed fist resting uttop a slanted peace sign - makes a snail).
The snail life chose me. They could never handle the snail life.
When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female
Man go eat slimey snail dick bitch
The feeling you get when you're stuck walking behind a slow person in the hallway, you're mad, and you're walking as slow as a snail.
damn, I was stuck behind a group of little kids, they made me a mad snail
When a nasty whore leaves her Virginia juice on the chair after she gets up!
Did u see that Skank Snail Trail on the chair when she left?
Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.