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Rectal Spider

Once you've "finished" on the vaginal crease. The cum runs down your legs/thighs, and feels like a bug crawling down you.

I'm getting Rectal Spiders! OH JESUS

by Kung Pao Dickin' April 19, 2015


Long Spider

A scorpion

Hazel informed me of the dangers of the long spider, wouldnโ€™t want to get stung by one of those.

by Thecoolestpersonyouevermet November 3, 2018


Spider Eye

N. When someone jizzes (sperms or ejacualates) in another's eye. Characterized by the image of the sperm stretching like a spider's legs when the one who was spider eyed opens his/her eye.

Some Girl: I got spider eyed by someone last night. I wish I knew who though, I was passed out.
Me: That really blows. I wonder who would do that.
Me thinking: So it actually works.

by TRIzzzo April 12, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


barking spider

An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.

The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.

by ieatcrayons January 29, 2009

105๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


spider bites

two piercings on both sides of your lip. two on the left side and two on the right side.

damn those spider bites are tight

by sharkbate March 14, 2007

148๐Ÿ‘ 132๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spider-man

When you're doing a girl doggy style and close to climax, push her away, cum into your hand, when she turns round throw said cum into her face shouting 'SPIDER-MAN'

Damn right, totally Spider-manned her

by OCSWA December 10, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Camel Spider

An urban legend. Not a giant, screaming, face eating beast.
The largest that the get is about 5 inches, and aren't even poisenous.
So chill out, wuss.

So i was really freaked about this camel spider thing, then i took a closer look at the camle spider picture. There's a hand to the right of the picture, meaning that the perspective of the spiders are off, and are held so it seems thay are as alarge as a man's leg. lame.

by becca rainbow monster January 20, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž