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A salty turd storm is when you take bath salts, air dusters, and jenkem and do them all at once for a one of a kind high. There have been reports that if you take enough of it, you will a high that lasts an entire year! Salty turd storms are reserved only for the coolest people on the planet such as Daniel Tosh.
Deven: Hey dude, what did you do last weekend?
Corbin: I was caught in a salty turd storm and got FUCKED UP! I woke up choking on a baloon with jenkem juice all over my face and in my clothes and all in my hair though...
Deven: Dang sounds like you had a pretty shitty weekend.
Corbin: No man its awesome, wanna get in a salty turd storm tonight?
Deven: Fuck Yeah!!!
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a brave warrior with the swift sword skills of a ninja.
jackson storm is a jackson storm.
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Chemical Shit Storm When a food like substance sold has such an array of chemicals made to taste pleasant but is terribly unhealthy
I enjoyed these chips but I am certain they are a chemical shit storm.
A guy ejaculates into his hand and rubs it all over the head or "helmet" of his penis then inserts it into an ass!
I gave my wife the dirty storm trooper last night
a sudden urge to shit
After burrito-rama at the Mexican choke-and-puke, I felt the peasants storming the castle.
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to "really" know how to cook i.e. to "throw" down in the kitchen. Also to season each dish with love using the best and right amount of ingredients.
Grandma was in there cooking up a storm preparing for Christmas dinner.
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A Russian Storm Trooper can also be known as a "ZR" aka Zeke, and has absolutely nothing to do with russia, russians, or anything related to russia. A russian storm trooper can be found in it's natural habitat asking around for food (commonly tacos) in a freshman class. Since the russian storm trooper is nocturnal, the russian storm trooper will naturally ask for food then fall asleep for the remainder of the class.
Russian Storm Trooper: Hey dude, can I have some of your tacos?
Other Person: Sorry man, I didn't buy extra's.
Russian Storm Trooper: Please man, I didn't eat breakfast yet and I'm starving!
Other Person: Dude, don't be such a Russian Storm Trooper.
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