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A situation where two men and a women are in bed and only one wants to have sex with her. The two men begin to use their dicks and battle eachother to the death. The winner gets to sleep with that women.
"You want her too huh?" "Looks like we're going to have a bohemian sword duel!"
A foam sword is weapon used during reenactments, cosplay and Larping activities. Basically a foam sword is a safe weapon that can be used to mark ones space and participate in safe combat. Foam swords come in all forms and density depending on the event. A foam sword can at times be covered by latex, by rubber,by nylon or by duct tape. The rules of fabrication also greatly varies as each event has their own set of rules of engagement. But no matter the construction or the look, everyone loves to wield a sword.
- Epic Armoury Unlimited
The knight wields his foam larp sword against any foe who opposes him.
A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
Sword art online (SAO) is an isekai anime where the mc kirito is stuck in a virtual reality game and if you die in the game you die in real life.. This anime tells the adventures of kirito and asuna ( his wife/gf/love) in the aincrad and after aincrad
Person 1 - so when are you deciding to watch sword art online?
Me - bruhhh.. I have already watched all the seasons.. Its now your time to watch the show
Some Polish bitch with a sword
I saw witchboy with sword Gerlat today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a freaking loser (my mom says I can't swear:((((()
In Monster Hunter Tri, the act of stealing someone else's great swords when they are sleeping.
I just had the best great sword sniping! I stole someone's Anguish (P) and replaced it with my Bone Blade!
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Proverb used to convince one of not using a weapon (literal or figuritive) because it may come back and hurt yourself. Rather useless especially with the fact that one can learn how to use a double edge sword (literal or figuritive) effectively.
George: single edge sword is better to use cuz it wont cut you
Bob: A skilled swordsman can use any sword.
Jill: Anger is a double edge sword, it hurts you as well.
Jack: I've been using anger for 8 years and I haven't changed a bit.
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