Ten Second Epic is an alternative rock band from Edmonton, Alberta Canada. Their latest album, Count Yourself In was released on October 10th, 2006 on Black Box Recordings.
Although they come from the worst city in Alberta they are still the best motherfucking band in the world.
Joe: Have you hear the song " Count Yourself " In by Ten Second Epic?
Jon: No
Joe: Dyke
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This is a term used to describe the act of shanking a.k.a. shimming, e.t.c. Most often used in the prison environment.
Nick crept up on Matt who was a snitching rat and give him a chino ten count to the throat
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A special treat for someone who has wronged you or treated you in a inappropriate way. A phrase to express displeasure with another person.
Guy1: That guy really screwed me over.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.
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You must be 10% smarter than the equipment you are trying to operate.
Person #1: "Will you call maintenance and get the key? I've been pushing on this door for 5 minutes, and it is definitely locked!"
Person #2: Pulls door open and walks through, saying "Ten percent rule."
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Don't act cockey like you have ten people behind you backing.
"yo man don't chat shit to me"
"dudee dont give it ten"
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A person with a water head that is ten times bigger than a standard water head. their head can literally block the sun. They also possesses at-cha-for-ya Eyes that When walking freely has one eye scanning the entire room while the other eye stays focused on side of nose. Enjoys interaction with bobble head dolls as they appear to be related.
We were on a Carnival Cruise and there was this stanky legg TEN POUND WATERHEAD that kept blocking the sun. This ten pound water head made the ship tilt to one side and when they jumped in the pool their giant head sunk like a rock to the bottom.
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What ghetto black men call a white woman with a body like a thick black girl. Ten Pound Pussy's generally have small wastes, thick thighs, big asses, big boobs and dress like hoes.
Black man #1: DUH DAYUM this snow bunny got a ten pound pussy!
Black man #2: Oh word?! Let's get at this bitch!
Black man #1: Ohhh shit I think that ten pound pussy is tryna get active!
Black man #2: Damn son tear that shit up!
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