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When fucking doggystyle, stick your thumb up the girls ass, if she takes it willingly then she has passed the thumb test so its safe to put your cock in next!!
I gave this girl the thumb test last night and she past with flying colours.... well, maybe only 1 colour!
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(only if you're a boy) When you have sex, you lick both your thumbs and jab them in the woman's vagina continuously. This widens the vagina so it is easier to continue with the sex session. Try multiple times to make vagina wider.
Person 1: "Did you do the DOUBLE THUMB last night?"
Person 2: "Yes, and my girl was hurting the next day."
Person 1: "Sweet!"
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Sega Thumbs are human thumbs that bend backwards, under their own power, so far as to reach a Reverse Right-Angle. Almost all of our thumbs bend forward 90 degrees. The Left or Right Reverse Right-Angle is a feat most often achieved by Sega fans who were around when the games we are playing on our cell phones were the games that were proudly displayed on our brand new WOOD TVs!
Bonus1:Using 1 or more Sega Thumbs speeds up Text Messaging.
Bonus2:Hitch-Hiking with Sega Thumb is a guaranteed ride.
Bonus3:Sega Thumbs give great Massages.
Question-
"Honey, I'll give you head if you give me 20 minutes of your Sega Thumbs? I have a really sore back"
Answer-"Right after this game Babe E!"
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Being under the control of another person (usually a woman)
god, he's under the thumb
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A sore thumb is any peer, teen, adult, child or person who on purpose stands up for their beliefs or ideas. A sore thumb rejects the popular way thus the term "sore thumb" refers to a way a finger is obvious when it is bandaged.
For example, a sore thumb would be a person standing up for their religion, while everyone else believes in no God at all.
The person can be unpopular, however doesn't care because it is the true way.
The person is NOT a tattle-tale or stuck up snob.
Sore thumb -6 people in an office are cheating the system and writing in that they worked an extra hour per day, and leaving. One of them realizes this is wrong, stands up for himself and does the right thing by writing it in correctly.
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raising your thumb way up in the air, and then turnin it upside down in a way as to demonstrate that something is unacceptable, or negative (thumbs down)
When asked if he wanted to go to the mall , the man replied simply by show of the gladiator thumb
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When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.
Two people messaging on FB:
Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."
thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB
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