Buffalo Bill tuck

the act when trying to hide the penis between the legs when having a boner, buffalo bill is a crazy nut job from the movie "The Silence of the Lambs" he tucks his penis between his legs when trying to be a women

situation1: you wake up in the morning and you have that morning wood, hot girl from school came to visit and theres no time for deflation, so you buffalo bill tuck it

situation2: in class the bell rings to alert the switching of classes, and for some bazaar reason as a punishment from heaven you get a boner, so in quick action you tuck that boner between your legs like a your burying a groundhog

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tucking in my shirt

Touching yourself.

I wasn't rubbing my dick in front of this underage girl. I was just tucking in my shirt.

Timmy Tuck and Fuck

When you’re fucking a tranny and your dicks keep smacking, so you ask her to tuck it up in her waistband.

We were fucking and my dick kept smacking her dick so I told her to do the Timmy Tuck and Fuck so no one would think I’m gay.

Aussie Munch and Tuck

Going down on a female and then tucking her into bed

I gave her the ole’ Aussie Munch and Tuck last night

tuck it like a tail

A slang phrase used to emphatically suggest that someone should be reeling in their unacceptable behavior that could be seen as embarrassing or perverse.

He was stumbling and groping for his man-hose as he unzipped his pants outside the neighborhood liquor store and heard a person yell from a passing car, “Hey buddy, tuck it like a tail, will ya?!

duck tuck

when you get a boner in public and the only thing you can do with it is push it upwards and hope your waistband/belt can minimize the tent you are pitching. not sure where the duck part comes in, only scholars maintain the translation.

i was playing basketball and got one of those random boners. i had to duck tuck that thing before everyone could see it.

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suck n' tuck

A blowjob discreetly performed in a public place.

The female will covertly pull out the male's penis, suck and then tuck it back into his pants upon completion. The public is none-the-wiser.

Julie gave me a suck n' tuck under those round tables at the Chinese restaurant.

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